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FOOD

  • Sandwich Kombos

  • Spiciiii Fried Chicken

    $16

    Scallion cheddar cream cheese, poblano mayo, pickled jalapeños, spicy powder, slaw. **not super spicy don't worry (w/ tots or slaw)

  • (Where In the World Is) Parmen Sammyeggo

    $16

    House made pizza pockets crammed with kwispy eggplant, marinara, lots o' mozza, red onion and chimichurri. Named after the iconic elusive childrens tv show character in a fan contest.
    (w/ tots or slaw)

  • The Dream Captain

    $16

    Pork belly, creamy ranchero, hashbrown, American cheese, shrettuce, pickles, onion, cilantro (w/ tots or slaw)

  • Add-ons

  • Kosmo's Sauce

    $2

    Our secret sauce

  • Ranchero

    $2

    dill 'n buttermilk #ranchitup

  • Poblano Mayo

    $2

    Smoky with a hint of heat

  • Gochu Mayo

    $2.5

    Gochujang and mayo what more can we say. Bangin.

  • Mac Sauce

    $3

    If mornay and queso had a baby

  • Marinara

    $2.5

    Made with san marzanos and lots of garlic

  • Mayo

    $1.5

    Old faithful

  • a fork

    say please

    Compostable, classic, helpful

  • Sides

  • Flamin' Hot Cheetos Mac 'n Cheese

    $8

    Cheesy sauce, crushed cheetos, scallions

  • Tater Tots

    $5

    Seasoned or spicy

  • Slaw

    $4.5

    Cabbage, poblano, carrot, shaved thin, mayo, charred scallions, sesame, cilantro and a twist of lime. #dontsleepontheslaw

  • Bevy's

  • Bottle of Coca-Cola

    $2.5

    Classic, in a glass bottle, nothin like it.

  • Bottle of Diet Coke

    $2.5

    Classically diet. Classically in a glass bottle. For your classic enjoyment.

  • Bottle of Dad's Root Beer

    $2.75

    The guy makes a classic root beer in a glass bottle. What can we say? #classic

  • Bottle Jarritos Mexican Cola

    $3.5

    Jarritos Mexican Cola. It's the best. Classic even.

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