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  • Sammy's

  • Spiciiii Fried Chicken


    Scallion cheddar cream cheese, poblano mayo, pickled jalapeños, spicy powder, slaw. **not super spicy don't worry

  • Golden Gal


    House ground chuck n brisket patty, pickles, onions, American cheese, Kosmo sauce.

  • The Italian Standard


    Salami, soppressata, capicola, provolone, giardiniera, zesty Jesse's italian dressing, iceberg, onions all on a Gunn's sesame roll. DAMN.

  • I can be your hero baby


    Crispy eggplant hero with pepperoncini mayo, shrettuce, red onions, buffalo mozzarella, jalapeño vinegar on a Gunn's sesame roll

  • Sides

  • Smoko Mac 'n Cheese


    Caramelized onions, jalapeño cheddar chips.

  • Tater Tots

    $5 regular - $8 big boy

    Seasoned or spicy

  • Grilled Corn


    A whole cob blasted in poblano mayo and covered in Flaming Hot Cheetos

  • Slaw

    $5 REGULAR - $11 BIG BOY

    Cabbage, poblano, carrot, shaved thin, in a creamy miso, lime n sesame dressing. #dontsleepontheslaw

  • Wedgie Salad


    The Queen of lettuce, Iceberg, all dolled up with ranch dressing, tomatillo, shaved red onion, tater tots, bleu cheese, everything bagel mix, dill

  • Add-ons

  • Kosmo's Sauce


    Our secret sauce

  • Ranchero


    dill 'n buttermilk #ranchitup

  • Poblano Mayo


    Smoky with a hint of heat

  • Gochu Mayo


    Gochujang and mayo what more can we say. Bangin.

  • Smoky Mac Sauce

  • Marinara


    Made with san marzanos and lots of garlic

  • Mayo


    Old faithful

  • a fork

    say please

    Compostable, classic, helpful

  • Totties

  • Poutine-y Tots


    Cheese curds and gravy get at me

  • Okonomi Tots


    Totties tossed in spicy powder topped with shreddy cabbage, cheese curds, Okonomi sauce, mayo, sesame, green onion, cilantro, bonito and nori. Want it veggie? Leave it in the notes.

  • El Queso Smoko Tots


    Hot cheez sauce, cheese curds, grilled corn, pickled jalapeños, poblano mayo, green onions, cilantro

  • Bevy's

  • Bottle of Coca-Cola


    Classic, in a glass bottle, nothin like it.

  • Bottle of Diet Coke


    Classically diet. Classically in a glass bottle. For your classic enjoyment.

  • Bottle of Dad's Root Beer


    The guy makes a classic root beer in a glass bottle. What can we say? #classic

  • Bottle Jarritos Mexican Cola


    Jarritos Mexican Cola. It's the best. Classic even.

  • Bottle of Jarritos Lime Soda


    7-up on steroids

  • Bottle of Jarritos Mango


    Nothing classic about dis mango juice. Would go great with a boozeption here

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