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FOOD

  • Sammy's

  • Spiciiii Fried Chicken

    $12

    Scallion cheddar cream cheese, poblano mayo, pickled jalapeños, spicy powder, slaw. **not super spicy don't worry

  • Golden Gal

    $12

    House ground chuck n brisket patty, pickles, onions, American cheese, Kosmo sauce.

  • The Italian Standard

    $13

    Salami, soppressata, capicola, provolone, giardiniera, zesty Jesse's italian dressing, iceberg, onions all on a Gunn's sesame roll. DAMN.

  • I can be your hero baby

    $13

    Crispy eggplant hero with pepperoncini mayo, shrettuce, red onions, buffalo mozzarella, jalapeño vinegar on a Gunn's sesame roll

  • Sides

  • Smoko Mac 'n Cheese

    $8

    Caramelized onions, jalapeño cheddar chips.

  • Tater Tots

    $5 regular - $8 big boy

    Seasoned or spicy

  • Grilled Corn

    $7

    A whole cob blasted in poblano mayo and covered in Flaming Hot Cheetos

  • Slaw

    $5 REGULAR - $11 BIG BOY

    Cabbage, poblano, carrot, shaved thin, in a creamy miso, lime n sesame dressing. #dontsleepontheslaw

  • Wedgie Salad

    $14

    The Queen of lettuce, Iceberg, all dolled up with ranch dressing, tomatillo, shaved red onion, tater tots, bleu cheese, everything bagel mix, dill

  • Add-ons

  • Kosmo's Sauce

    $2

    Our secret sauce

  • Ranchero

    $2

    dill 'n buttermilk #ranchitup

  • Poblano Mayo

    $2

    Smoky with a hint of heat

  • Gochu Mayo

    $2.5

    Gochujang and mayo what more can we say. Bangin.

  • Smoky Mac Sauce

    $3
  • Marinara

    $2.5

    Made with san marzanos and lots of garlic

  • Mayo

    $1.5

    Old faithful

  • a fork

    say please

    Compostable, classic, helpful

  • Totties

  • Poutine-y Tots

    $10

    Cheese curds and gravy get at me

  • Okonomi Tots

    $14

    Totties tossed in spicy powder topped with shreddy cabbage, cheese curds, Okonomi sauce, mayo, sesame, green onion, cilantro, bonito and nori. Want it veggie? Leave it in the notes.

  • El Queso Smoko Tots

    $13

    Hot cheez sauce, cheese curds, grilled corn, pickled jalapeños, poblano mayo, green onions, cilantro

  • Bevy's

  • Bottle of Coca-Cola

    $2.5

    Classic, in a glass bottle, nothin like it.

  • Bottle of Diet Coke

    $2.5

    Classically diet. Classically in a glass bottle. For your classic enjoyment.

  • Bottle of Dad's Root Beer

    $2.75

    The guy makes a classic root beer in a glass bottle. What can we say? #classic

  • Bottle Jarritos Mexican Cola

    $3.5

    Jarritos Mexican Cola. It's the best. Classic even.

  • Bottle of Jarritos Lime Soda

    $3.5

    7-up on steroids

  • Bottle of Jarritos Mango

    $3.5

    Nothing classic about dis mango juice. Would go great with a boozeption here

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